Everything in Moderation, Including Moderation

plystation:

seeing your post on your dash

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Aug 31

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

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Aug 31
Aug 31

draggedqueens:

THIS IS SO INSPIRATIONAL I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES

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chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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Aug 31
Aug 31

thebeardsnotes:

Skeletal Creatures Carved Out Of Everyday Objects

Artist - Maskull Lasserre 

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Aug 31

fashionsambapita:

Read each story here:http://vogue.cm/XSNWEq

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sophiealdred:

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

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Aug 31

shotakingkurage:

sometimes i wanna rp but i know im just gunna be like
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Aug 31

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

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Aug 31