the Cotton Eyed Joe everybody knows is a FREAKING TECHNO REMIX OF A SONG FROM THE CIVIL WAR I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW
(Source: mybodyisperfect, via cuntwarrior)
(Source: sassbrit, via robotic-jade)
Dear Santa please get me these so I can feel girly and bad ass at the same time while I dance around with a sword destroying my arch-nemeses
^ Exact reason for me.
(via soufflenatural)
I WAS CROSSING THE FUCKING ROAD AND SOME MOTHERFUCKER TRIED TO RUN ME OVER BECAUSE NO ONE WAS AROUND OH I GUESS I CAN BREAK A FEW LAWS AND I GAVE HIM THE FINGER BUT BECAUSE I WAS WEARING MITTS IT LOOKED LIKE I WAS WAVING AND THE MOTHERFUCKER WAVED BACK
is this why canadians are mistaken as the most polite shits ever
omfg
(via secretlymartinfreeman)
instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move
(via darrehcriss)